I'm Going To Get So Much Shit For This.

I'm just going to come right out and say it - I absolutely cannot wait for Christina Aguilera's new album Bionic. For how much people are still on their GRAMMY highs praising the odd artistry of Lady Gaga and cutey-patootey curls of T. Swift, everyone seems to forget that Christina's already been through it all.

She's transformed herself from innocent bubblegum popstar:

To a gritty party-girl with a polished grime (my personal favorite):

To a classy, curled lady emulating decades past:

She completely transforms herself with each album, and while the above miiiiight have just been a justification for spending an hour watching Xtina videos online (how could you not?!), the announced collaboration list for the new album contains M.I.A, Le Tigre, Goldfrapp, Linda Perry Santigold, Ladytron and Sia, so even if Bionic sucks (which it won't - i'm crossing my fingers for a ridiculous Best New Music nod), it'll still have a better lineup than this year's Lilith Fair.

Though, as much as I hope those bizarre, tree-of-life, nature freak videos from iamamiwhoami that Gorilla Vs. Bear has been documenting is our lady Aguilera, as long as her hairdo of choice for this personification isn't like this or this, I'm automatically in.