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Monday
May022011

Alright, Kids. Come Sit Down. We Need To Have A Talk.

 

I have a confession.

I've never seen a Magic Eye.

Well, I've seen them, in the sense that there was a book filled with muticolored ones around the house growing up and classmates would always go "OoooOOoooooh" when they would stand in front of a poster and see a floating pirate ship or koala bear or heart or whatever have you, but for me, it never appeared. Not then, not now, not once, not ever.

As you can tell, things are, ahem, a bit traumatic for me where optical illusions are concerned. It wouldn't be far to bestow the same 3D-depression upon someone else, especially the fine people who visit a fugly worn-out couch website. So, here goes.

We moved. To new apartments.

Me, to a Bermuda Triangle-esque corner of Manhattan, and Donald to a new section out in ye olde historic Bushwick. We traded in a wall of windows and a ginormo loft for a quaint space with a private rooftop porch, and as excited as the cancer stick-loving artists who pop by will be about insta-smoke breaks, we're even more stoked that we somehow replicated the same look of our old spot, down to the candy orange color of the wall our beloved sleeper couch is pushed against.

We could be sneaky sneakersons and ignore the whole thing and just quietly post videos of bands playing in front of a puzzlingly smaller wall with a hallway that appeared out of thin air — like a Magic Eye :( — but this whole illusion mess bums the doody out of me, so we took the high road, even though it'll make my quads hurt tomorrow morning.

So, that's that. And that photo above? Taken at the new place. See, it won't be so bad. It might look like a weird, kooky camera trick at first, but we'll be happy in our new home, won't we, Sally and Jimmy? You'll make new friends at our new school, and your teacher is a peach. It'll be grand.

We swear the videos won't be as fuzzy as that picture though. And we'll prove it. Tomorrow.

Get StooooOOOoOOOoooOoOoOoOOOked!

(That was an optical illusion of bubbles. Now we can all be in on the fun.)

xo,

c & d

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